The management would like me to remind you to be sensible and nice.

IRC: I idle on Freenode as sekhmet
Github: apocalyptech
Discord: apocalyptech#5237 xolotl
Twitter, alas: @apocalyptech
(Feel free to follow if you're really compelled to, though it's really not worth it -- I use Twitter as a read-only feed and basically never tweet.)
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